did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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