Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm gonna fight the coyote
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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