He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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