you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
The ass gains better be worth it
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