Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
