I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
nutella sex= disaster
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i believe in u and ur pee
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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