yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize