there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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