Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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