you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They took my balls.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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