My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
