my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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