i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks