carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot