:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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