Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Still dying that you shit outside
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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