honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Duck Duck Cougar?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
