I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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