i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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