That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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