I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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