I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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