This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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