I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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