Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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