do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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