We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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