Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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