I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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