I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
