So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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