So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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