direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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