So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Someone signed my nipple.
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