Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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