After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
