I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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