Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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