I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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