i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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