I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late