honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.