I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids