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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She is in my trunk

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• (213): View more from California

  I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.

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• (408): View more from California

  i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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• (650): View more from California

  Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.

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