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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.

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  Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.

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  At least you don't cum in color.

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• (716): View more from New York

  All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.

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  That's because you are an idiot.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.

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• (831): View more from California

  She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...

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• (619): View more from California

  you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.

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