Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  ...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

  (949): View more from California

  ps not my toothbrush awkward.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): ...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail (949): ps not my toothbrush awkward. http://tfl.nu/7ox1
  Replies (2) Good night (628) Bad night (1974)
• Favorite

  (641): View more from Iowa

  FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER

  (1-641): View more from Iowa

  STOP listening to that song

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (641): FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER (1-641): STOP listening to that song http://tfl.nu/q2fx
  Replies (78) Good night (5233) Bad night (913)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier. http://tfl.nu/gy92
  Replies (25) Good night (590) Bad night (5338)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis http://tfl.nu/fnup
  Replies (77) Good night (5535) Bad night (884)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on http://tfl.nu/atvv
  Replies (12) Good night (842) Bad night (4071)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone http://tfl.nu/3ij4
  Replies (18) Good night (6431) Bad night (924)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door http://tfl.nu/czgy
  Replies (8) Good night (1233) Bad night (3197)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  Maybe I should forgo underwear.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  This is a family BBQ no?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): Maybe I should forgo underwear. (314): This is a family BBQ no? http://tfl.nu/2i6y
  Replies (4) Good night (2189) Bad night (1152)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat" http://tfl.nu/3rr9
  Replies (6) Good night (957) Bad night (2259)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones? http://tfl.nu/bhpj
  Replies (7) Good night (2272) Bad night (913)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila. http://tfl.nu/k7ds
  Replies (4) Good night (1964) Bad night (758)
• Favorite

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (318): I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna. http://tfl.nu/hik5
  Replies (4) Good night (1264) Bad night (306)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet http://tfl.nu/nuyk
  Replies (5) Good night (596) Bad night (236)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it http://tfl.nu/3xki
  Replies (3) Good night (311) Bad night (472)
• Favorite

  (469): View more from Texas

  TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (469): TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low. http://tfl.nu/y5ae
  Replies (0) Good night (418) Bad night (184)

Randomize