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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...

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(610): Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick... http://tfl.nu/36kw

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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.

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(503): At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit. http://tfl.nu/01u9

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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings

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(605): For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings http://tfl.nu/sahq

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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!

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(610): Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me! http://tfl.nu/2u3z

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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.

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(484): Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me. http://tfl.nu/3y7i

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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.

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(314): I hated hipsters before it was mainstream. http://tfl.nu/p566

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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him

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(612): I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him http://tfl.nu/slwx

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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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(708): did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement" http://tfl.nu/nqth

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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.

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(414): The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there. http://tfl.nu/497c

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3pm strippers are depressing

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(320): 3pm strippers are depressing http://tfl.nu/w12t

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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.

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(740): When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits. http://tfl.nu/xvhm

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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest

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(507): 2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest http://tfl.nu/nadf

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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.

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(404): I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again. http://tfl.nu/4d1q

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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.

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(815): Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down. http://tfl.nu/94ky

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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge

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(610): we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge http://tfl.nu/izh2

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