its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.