Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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