i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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