everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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