She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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