Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
