In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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