Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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