Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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