have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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