am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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