Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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