i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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