Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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