I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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