We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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